The secretive regime, which can only be visited by buying a plane ticket at a travel agent, apparently believes Clegg to be the perfect foil for fascism 2.0.
Foreign affairs analyst Rincon Nayhopper explained: "The north Koreans have long believed that you must starve and torture people in order to get them to obey you even when it is totally against their interests.
"So they have been amazed at Nick Clegg. He is regarded as the greatest North Korean who never was."
A statement issued by North Korea said: "For a man to be so supine, pathetic and weak without penile electro shock therapy is truly remarkable."
Clegg laughed off the rumours saying that he had a job to do in the UK, although Tory central office insisted Clegg could go as part of the "vital" job of improving stability in that region.
He said: "Well of course if the Prime Minister believes I should go then it would only be right for me to consider that and then, basically, do that.
"We did not win the election and LibDem voters could not expect me to spend my whole term merely sitting in the House of Commons. I can still fulfil my role of singing lullabies to David's children by using Skype or two empty Coke cans tied together by string."
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