Daily Mail forums to return to wikipedia fuelled turbo drivel

Posters such as silly_ass_righty and honest_housewife and Browbeater will return to the netwaves after being prevented from wildly misunderstanding the day's news due to the wikipedia blackout.

The online encyclopaedia took itself off the air in protest at a bill which would leave wikipedia as the only website left that you could look at.

Founder Jimmy Wales said: "The thought that you could only look up facts on the internet, as opposed to a panoply of free shit, is incredibly terrifying.

"The dream of the internet was not about information, it was about free porn. We wanted to blackout wikipedia to remind people that biographies and data is rubbish. I hope people spent the day watching boobs."

However the Daily Mail was badly affected by the news.

Its army of deranaged and racist readers were unable to list the number of cruise accidents caused by political correctness and EU bureaucracy.

They were also prevented from pulling three words out of George Orwell's page to prove he was a hypocrite or editing Barack Obama's page to claim that there is an ongoing investigation into whether he is really black.

Mail reader Candid Cameron posted: "What the F. No wonkypedia, so how do I get background on whether coffee is good for me this week?"

Genghis_Keane said: "Thank God it is back up as I want to back up my point that the bank crisis was caused by teachers reading the Guardian."