Jagger pulls out of Davos after seeing all the beggars

Mick Jagger has pulled out of the world economic forum after revealing that he was done hanging with poor, clueless pseudo hippies.


Jagger insisted that he was not going to be tapped up for money for the IMF.

He said: “Keith Richards still owes me a hell of a lot for that heroin I bought him. I am not going down that road again.

“When you’re in music, you get used to people trying to be cool or friendly. These days, I prefer straight out evil bastards. David Cameron is just wet.”

Jagger added: “When I was offered the chance to go to the World Economic Forum, I really had a vision of a giant secret cave with a retractable roof and an array of weirdly normal henchmen.

“Instead, I am told that I have to sit around with a bunch of skint blokes who are going around the world begging for money. Sorry but I used to do that in the 1960s.”

He added: “It looks like I am going to have to go to the World Missiles Expo to have a bit of fun with people who are rich and powerful like me. Apparently some of these so called world leaders still uses buses. Yeuch!”

David Cameron will not however cancel his new version of Dancin in the Street. French leader Nicolas Sarkozy has stepped in for the new Davos version, Beggin in the Street, with both leaders promising to better Bowie and Jagger’s ‘chemistry’.