Redknapp to be Chancellor if Labour win election

Labour leader Ed Moribund will make Harry Redknapp Chancellor if he wins the next election.


Moribund admitted that there was no money and Redknapp was a proven genius in this environment.

Moribund said: “Harry is very good with tax.”

Redknapp said: “I know there isn’t a budget so we are going to have concentrate on loan deals, mainly from the IMF.

“Of course we are going to have to lighten the wage bill which means letting people go, mainly disabled people.”

However Redknapp insisted that he still hoped to be able to freshen things up.

He said: “We have just got top make sure we give nothing away, such as benefits and overseas aid. We have been too loose at the back but if we shore up then we can start competing in Europe once again.”