Synchronised swimming tickets recalled as organisers realise it's silly

Olympics organisers have attempted to recall sychronised swimming tickets after admitting that the event is ‘a bit stupid’.

Lord Cojones told Newsfox: “We were sat in our gold plated Olympic towers knocking back free champagne when it suddenly dawned on us that synchronised swimming does not really count as sport.

“It is more like ballet without any art or cultural context.”

He said around nine more bottles of champagne were consumed before it was decided to recall the tickets.

Lord Cojones said: “At first it seemed like a good joke to sell tickets for it. We had no idea people would take it seriously. But then we realised that in this country people pay to watch Aston Villa.”